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I Procrastinate Professionally – Laptop Sleeve for Literary Delayers
You’ve got a novel to write, a poem to revise, and exactly zero motivation to start. Enter the I Procrastinate Professionally laptop sleeve—a soft, stylish, and snarky sidekick for the literary genius who thrives under panic-fueled deadlines (or at least pretends to).
Whether you're drafting sonnets at the coffee shop or binge-watching "research" videos instead of outlining Chapter Three, this sleeve keeps your tech safe while loudly declaring your creative process is... a process. Padded interior. Zippered closure. Judgement-free zone.Protect your laptop
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China
Perfect for:
• Poets avoiding stanza breaks
• Novelists still “developing characters” after six months
• Writers with more open tabs than finished chapters
Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!
• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
"I Procrastinate Professionally" Laptop Sleeve
$25.99
You’ve got a novel to write, a poem to revise, and exactly zero motivation to start. Enter the I Procrastinate Professionally laptop sleeve—a soft, stylish, and snarky sidekick for the literary genius who thrives under panic-fueled deadlines (or at least pretends to).
Whether you're drafting sonnets at the coffee shop or binge-watching "research" videos instead of outlining Chapter Three, this sleeve keeps your tech safe while loudly declaring your creative process is... a process. Padded interior. Zippered closure. Judgement-free zone.Protect your laptop
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China
Perfect for:
• Poets avoiding stanza breaks
• Novelists still “developing characters” after six months
• Writers with more open tabs than finished chapters
Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!
• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | HEIGHT (inches) | |
| 13″ | 13 ½ | 10 ½ | ⅝ |
| 15″ | 14 ¾ | 11 ¼ | ⅝ |